Would you like to star on the show? Would you like to be a sponsor or patron? Have any change to spare? Can you sing? Maybe play the harmonica? How about the harp? Or are you just a hot babe with lots of tats?
Whatever you reasons, they better be good if you fill out the form below!
No seriously, folks, we'd be delighted if you can join us in any way, shape, or form. Of course, Anüs and Scott have particular shapes in mind, but Drunk Jesus isn't as anal.